No More Jealous Girlfriends

I'll take the high road
And you take the low
We'll meet somewhere in the middle
If you choose to go

And if this makes you happy
I'll politely shy away
But know I'm really angry
Cause I want you to stay

And I don't understand
Why I have to lose my friend
Third times a charm
Gonna tatoo my arm:

"If your girlfriend might be threatened
Don't bother talking to me."
Cause I can't stand one more friendship
Ending cause of jealousy